Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your socks knocked off by the 2015 "Whizbang" model from a certain make that shall remain nameless (but let's just say it rhymes with "Ford"). This baby is in tip-top shape, so you can rest assured that you won't be getting any mysterious smells or suspicious stains left behind by previous owners.

Now, let's talk about the factory default features. Hold on to your hats, because this list is a doozy. First off, you've got your standard four wheels, which we think is a pretty bold choice if we do say so ourselves. But wait, there's more! The Whizbang also comes equipped with not one, not two, but THREE cup holders. That's right, folks. You can have your coffee, your water, and your emergency stash of chocolate milk all within arm's reach.

But wait, there's more! This beauty also has a state-of-the-art entertainment system that will make your ears sing with joy. You can blast your favorite tunes from the radio, plug in your phone, or even sing your own heart out with the built-in karaoke machine (just don't blame us if your passengers start begging for mercy).

Last but not least, the Whizbang also has some fancy-schmancy safety features, like airbags and seatbelts. We know, we know, it's not as exciting as a karaoke machine, but trust us, your mom will be happy.

So, there you have it, folks. The 2015 Whizbang from a certain make that rhymes with "Ford". It's a car that's so good, it'll make you want to sing (or at least hum along to the radio).